Any Given Mom In A Teen Movie
Accept that you are, after all, holy…

yournotetoself:

Take more pictures, younger self, cause you are gonna want a before and after, all the stuff that’s gonna happen to you. Like Jurassic and Cretaceous periods in those huge books when you were a four year old (boy), you will want a comparison, to see it stark and illustrated. The different species there. There will be no cutting yourself to see the strata. Relax, I promise that love really is just as good, better even  than the dreams you have about it before you fall asleep or while taking a lonely car ride on the night of junior prom. Everything you ever heard in those songs with your windows rolled down will be true. Now your windows are stuck down and the songs on the tape are always blasting.  

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I just read this to my senior writing class as an example of good writing

constantlyrambling:

rorpie:

constantlyrambling:

rorpie:

MARCELINE AND BUBBLEGUM ARE G A Y

MARCELINE AND BUBBLEGUM HAVE BOTH EXPRESSED ATTRACTION TO MEN SO THEYRE PROBABLY B I S E X U A L

i don’t care

I do bc bisexuals have literally no representation in media lol…

thegeekyblonde:

the secondhand embarrassment i get from Bi Tumblr could provide energy for my whole neighborhood

WiFi: connected
Me: then fucking act like it
Bad books on writing tell you to ‘WRITE WHAT YOU KNOW’, a solemn and totally false adage that is the reason there exist so many mediocre novels about English professors contemplating adultery.

Joe Haldeman (via maxkirin)

Just choked on my fucking drink

(via thingsididntknowwereerotic)

I know nothing.

(via ktempest)

wuhlehh:

boston is a great city because I’ve literally been called sir 80% of the time despite that I don’t think I look like a dude, maybe a teenage boy or a stocky twink of some sort

"Are y’all brother and sister?" NO THATS NOT MY LITTLE TEENAGE BROTHER

When did tumblr get so smooth????

purrposh:

Cakes Harry potter on We Heart It.

purrposh:

Cakes Harry potter on We Heart It.

Me: lol I'm the gay cousin
Tumblr: um. You have clearly expressed attraction to MEN. Please stop this monosexism. You are the BISEXUAL cousin. Keep your biphobia away from me.

unshaped:

"you can’t copy my homework because our teacher will know that you copied it from me"

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The Pokemon being hit is essentially Karen in a nutshell

Taco Bella

no2mato:

twilight au where they all work at Taco Bell. Bella is the worst drive-through attendant ever to exist. Edward is a gross stoner who lives in a basement who memorizes her schedule so he can use her discount to buy burritos. jacob doesn’t know what a quesadilla is and everyone someone tries to order one he cries. Alice is the only one allowed to use the sour cream gun.

Kylie’s hair is so on point here.

Kylie’s hair is so on point here.

U r doomed. What a shame, I would have really enjoyed worshiping with you in the celestial kingdom.
Anonymous

coolcakeyo:

ikr. i appreciate the concern, though, dear. ily.

Jordan has like 10 followers and still gets the weirdest anons

princess-neville:

if the sentence “marceline and bubblegum are g a y” offends you then like… take a walk, fly a kite, volunteer at ur local animal shelter