Accept that you are, after all, holy…
Take more pictures, younger self, cause you are gonna want a before and after, all the stuff that’s gonna happen to you. Like Jurassic and Cretaceous periods in those huge books when you were a four year old (boy), you will want a comparison, to see it stark and illustrated. The different species there. There will be no cutting yourself to see the strata. Relax, I promise that love really is just as good, better even than the dreams you have about it before you fall asleep or while taking a lonely car ride on the night of junior prom. Everything you ever heard in those songs with your windows rolled down will be true. Now your windows are stuck down and the songs on the tape are always blasting.
I just read this to my senior writing class as an example of good writing
Bad books on writing tell you to ‘WRITE WHAT YOU KNOW’, a solemn and totally false adage that is the reason there exist so many mediocre novels about English professors contemplating adultery.
boston is a great city because I’ve literally been called sir 80% of the time despite that I don’t think I look like a dude, maybe a teenage boy or a stocky twink of some sort
"Are y’all brother and sister?" NO THATS NOT MY LITTLE TEENAGE BROTHER
When did tumblr get so smooth????
"you can’t copy my homework because our teacher will know that you copied it from me"
The Pokemon being hit is essentially Karen in a nutshell
Kylie’s hair is so on point here.
U r doomed. What a shame, I would have really enjoyed worshiping with you in the celestial kingdom.
ikr. i appreciate the concern, though, dear. ily.
Jordan has like 10 followers and still gets the weirdest anons